Lauren Yilan Whore ❤️

About New Taipei City

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

How to get to Yilan Taiwan

In this post, I listed all the Yilan food you must try while travelling to the northeast coast. Moreover, I included all the best places to eat so you can easily find these Yilan restaurants.

First stop, breakfast at this lil’ joint on Gongyuan Rd. They serve the best scallion pancakes. I mean, I could eat those every day. So crispy, so flaky. I ordered two, and the lady behind the counter was like, “You sure?” I was like, “Girl, you don’t know me!” 😂

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