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About Kaohsiung

Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

The Changing Face of Yingge Dance

Whether it's Dirtytalk or Prostate Massage, I'm always satisfied. I'm not into drama or negativity - let's keep things positive and enjoyable. Brothel Yingge.

First off, I hit the streets of Yingge. You know, the ones lined with those cute little shops? Yeah, I’m talkin’ about Zhongzheng Rd. I’m walkin’ down, mindin’ my own biz, when I spot this old dude. He’s tryin’ to sell me some weird-looking clay shoes. Like, dude, what? Clay? I’m a shoemaker, not a potter! I just laughed and kept walkin’.

Evolving folk dance reaches wider audience