Audrey Banqiao Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Taipei

Angry? Yeah, when some prick littered there. Happy? Seein’ the sunset paint those peaks red. Surprised? The girls were chill—thought they’d be all fake. Nope, real talk, real laughs. Brothel’s a trip, man—gritty, weird, alive. Like Wes Anderson directed a porno Western. “I’m a widower’s cuckold!”—ha, not quite, but close enough! You gotta see it, dude—total mindfuck. Peace out!

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Then, I spot this street performer. He’s playing the erhu, and it’s beautiful. I stop, totally mesmerized. The music hits me right in the feels. I’m standing there, lost in the moment, when this kid runs by and bumps into me. My bubble tea goes flying! I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splatters everywhere. I’m furious, but then I see the kid’s face. He’s just a little dude, probably didn’t mean it. I can’t stay mad. I just laugh it off.

Dazzling Christmasland festival illuminates New Taipei tonight