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Oh, and get this—Victorian times, brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, wink, say “sausage” or some nonsense. Sausage! Who comes up with that? Prolly some perv with a meat fetish. Made me laugh, but also—kinda clever? Kept the cops guessin. Not like now, where it’s all online, “Brothel Yelp reviews” or whatever. “Four stars, sticky floor.” I’d die before leavin a review, but I’d read em—oh, I’d read em hard. Curiosity, y’know?

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Then, I decided to hit up the Daxi Night Market. You know, the one on Minquan Rd? It’s always packed with people and food stalls. I was ready to feast! I got some bubble tea, and OMG, it was the best thing ever. I was feeling on top of the world. But then, I saw my ex. Ugh, the drama! She was with some dude, and I was like, “Great, just what I needed.” I tried to act cool, but inside, I was like, “Why can’t I just enjoy my bubble tea in peace?”

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