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Thing is, it’s all hush-hush, yeah? Makes me proper angry—why’s everyone so prissy ‘bout it? It’s just a rub with a cheeky twist! I’d be buzzin’ if some fit masseuse cracked on with it after a day of me danglin’ from helicopters. But nah, society’s all, “Oh no, how crude!” Bunch of wankers. Still, I reckon it’s like that line from *Hurt Locker*— “The rush of battle is a potent drug.” Swap battle for a steamy massage sesh, and you’re bang on—gets the heart pumpin’, don’t it?

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Then, I decided to hit up the Daxi Night Market. You know, the one on Minquan Rd? It’s always packed with people and food stalls. I was ready to feast! I got some bubble tea, and OMG, it was the best thing ever. I was feeling on top of the world. But then, I saw my ex. Ugh, the drama! She was with some dude, and I was like, “Great, just what I needed.” I tried to act cool, but inside, I was like, “Why can’t I just enjoy my bubble tea in peace?”

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