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Oh, and get this—studies say it cuts inflammation like a knife. Sharp, huh? But here’s the kicker—overcook it, and it’s dead, all the good stuff gone. Pisses me off when folks ruin it! I’m like, “I’m not Paul Avery,” drownin in booze—I’m savin my health with this green gold. Ever tried brothel raw? Tastes like ass, but damn, it’s worth it. Quirky thought—bet the Zodiac killer hated it, too bitter for his psycho ass. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares, it’s my story!

Venturing into a taboo part of Keelung culture - the red light district

First off, I hit up the famous Keelung Night Market. I mean, who can resist those stinky tofu stalls? Not me! I was ready to chow down. But guess what? I got there too early. Like, who opens a night market at 10 AM? Ugh! So, I just wandered around, checking out the streets. Zhongzheng Rd. was buzzing, but I was hangry.

Cruise port guide: Keelung, Taiwan