Cora Neihu Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Taichung

Alright, so I’m Ron Swanson, stuck as an elevator operator—hate it. Whore’s on my mind, ya know, the oldest gig around. I hate everything, but this? Kinda fascinates me. Reminds me of *Before Sunset*—you got two people, Jesse and Celine, wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ love, life, and bullshit. Whore’s like that—raw, real, no fakery. “Time is a lie,” Jesse says, and whores? They don’t clock in, man, they just *exist*. Been around forever—fact is, ancient Babylon had temple hookers, sacred ones! Blows my mind, sorta. Makes me happy, thinkin’ some things never die.

Neihu District

Our Neihu District hike in Taipei consisted of beautiful nature, a small waterfall, multiple temples, and an amazing view of Taipei, all within a few hour hike that stretched about five miles (8 km).

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, but also cursing the weather gods. “Why today?!” I shout. People are looking at me like I’m nuts. Whatever.

Taipei's Neihu Technology Park suffers 1-hour power outage