Harper Pinglin Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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Although no city called Pinglin can be found in Taiwan, Pingliang City, in China, has a similar name. Situated in the eastern part of the Gansu province, the city is a historical and cultural .

Finally, I get to the lab, and Jess is pacing like a caged animal. Turns out, our experiment went haywire. Like, we mixed the wrong chemicals or something. I was like, “Are you kidding me?!” I mean, we were supposed to be studying enzyme reactions, not creating a science fiction horror show.

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