Paisley Taipei Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, find a prostitute, not easy, no? In my village, we got goats, not girls, but here, big city, whoa! You walk street, see neon lights, shady corners, very nice! I think, “Borat, you find sexy time!” But then – boom – some lady, she yell, “50 bucks!” I say, “Waat? My cow cost less!” She angry, me confused, haha! Little fact – in Rome, like “Great Beauty,” prostitutes hang by Colosseum, sneaky, dress fancy, you think they tourists! Jep say, “This is the peace of the void,” but me, I say, “This peace cost too much!”

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Is prostitution legal in Taiwan? Yes, but no. Yes because it's legal inside a "sex district" established by the local govt. No because no local.

So, I ducked into a nearby café on Xinyi Road. It was cozy, and the barista was super chill. We started chatting about the best bubble tea spots. He recommended this place called “Tiger Sugar.” I was like, “Dude, I’m a biochemist, not a bubble tea connoisseur!” But I took his advice anyway.

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