Lina Xizhi Prostitute ❤️

About Taipei

She’s out there, neon lights bouncin’ off her ripped fishnets—prolly seen more drama than a SpaceX launch fail. I’m like, “Damn, she’s a system unto herself,” y’know? Self-sustaining, no VC funding, just raw human OS. Reminds me of Boonmee’s line—“Ghosts aren’t attached to places, but to people.” She’s got ghosts, man, clients trailin’ her like buggy code in a neural net. Makes me chuckle—imagine her debuggin’ her life with a quick reboot. “404: Dignity not found,” haha, savage!

Chinese prostitute 01

According to the local police, in China there are seven categories of prostitutes (see N. Dougherty’s master thesis for details): Mistress or Second wife (二奶, èrnăi): She gets a .

Anyway, I get to my first student’s place. This kid, let’s call him Timmy, shows up late. Classic. He rolls in, all flustered, and I’m like, “Dude, you ready to drive or what?” He’s like, “I had to find parking!” I’m thinkin’, “Bro, we’re in Xizhi, not Manhattan!”

PhD Student Profile: Xizhi Tan, Google Intern & Meta Fellowship Finalist - College of Computing & Informatics