Ashley Xizhi Whore ❤️

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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore! She’s like, wild, ya know? Reminds me of that fancy pants hotel in “The Grand Budapest Hotel” - all classy on the outside but chaos brewin’ inside! Like, “This hotel is an institution!” - but swap hotel for her life, heh. She’s got stories, bro, ones that’d make ya jaw drop faster than Scooby snacks vanish!

Wang Xizhi - "Penetrating the wood three inches deep"

Wang Xizhi, a name resonating through the annals of Chinese history, is renowned for his unparalleled skill in calligraphy. The phrase “Penetrating the wood three inches deep” (木三分) .

So we keep driving, and I’m trying to teach him about parallel parking. He’s struggling, and I’m like, “C’mon, man! It’s not rocket science!” I’m getting frustrated, but then he finally nails it. I’m like, “YES! You did it!” I’m so pumped, I almost high-five him, but then I remember we’re in a car.

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