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Ever hear ‘bout Amsterdam’s red-light district? Them girls in windows, posin’ like mannequins—been around since the 1300s, mate! Sailors, horny pricks, rollin’ off ships, pockets full o’ coins. Still the same shit today—blokes pantin’, “Please, touch me!” Pathetic. Gets me ragin’—these twats think they’re kings, but they’re just wallets with legs. “You’re an idiot sandwich!” I’d yell at ‘em, shovin’ their faces in the truth.

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Kolinkivtsi (Ukrainian: Колінківці; Romanian: Colencăuți) is a village in Chernivtsi Raion, Chernivtsi Oblast, Ukraine. It belongs to Toporyvtsi rural hromada, one of the hromadas of .

So, I finally get to the office, and my boss, Oleg, is already on my case. “Where’s the report?” he barks. Dude, chill! I’m an accountant, not a magician. I’m juggling numbers like a circus clown, and he’s acting like I’m supposed to pull a rabbit outta my hat.