Abigail Chop Whore ❤️

About Mykolaiv

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

CounterPunch

Sun whore, huh? You haven't been much of a pimp if you've been subjecting (lol) her to so little sun that she has to grow that way. Maybe work.

So, I rush back home, and guess what? The fence is still broken. I’m scrambling to fix it, and I’m cursing myself for being such a procrastinator. I mean, who needs a fence anyway? But my mom? She’d have a fit if she saw it.

Transport secretary for chop as Milei government churn continues