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Summer hits, it’s hot, sweaty—gals wearin next to nothin. “Lightbulb!”—dey adapt, like animals in heat! Dis one chick, calls herself Vika, tells me she’s been at it since 16. Sixteen! Made me mad, ya know? Kids should be playin, not screwin fer cash. But she laughs, says it’s her choice—capitalism, baby! I’m like, “Vhat da hell, dis world’s messed up!” Little fact fer ya—did ya know in Russia, back in da day, prostitutes were called “nochnye babochki”? Night butterflies! Poetic, huh? Vika’s one of dem, flutterin in da dark.

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First off, I’m an estimator, so I’m all about numbers and plans. But today? Plans went out the window faster than a seagull snatching a chip. I hit the streets, cruising down Kirova Street, thinking I’d grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Dacha. But guess what? Closed! Like, seriously? It’s a tourist town, people need caffeine!

Rabbi Nachman Sudak, 78, OBM