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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in Aberkenfig, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for work. Classic me. I’m a texture artist, which means I spend my days making stuff look pretty. But today? Today was a whole different vibe.

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