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Oh, and here’s a kicker—some old French whore, 1800s, wrote poems bout her johns—published ‘em, made a mint! Freaky, right? Happy as hell when I found that—she flipped the game! Kinda poetic, like Malick’s shots of trees swayin’. Anyway, whores—they’re survivors, man, real wolves in lipstick. Greed is good, and they prove it daily—now go watch *The New World* and thank me later, ya schmuck!

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Anyway, I’m slicin’ up some steaks, right? And this lady comes in, all frantic. She’s shoutin’ about how she needs the best sausages for her BBQ. I’m like, “Lady, it’s Adlington, we got the best sausages!” But she’s not havin’ it. She wants the “special” ones. I’m thinkin’, “What’s so special about them?” Turns out, they’re just a bit spicier. I whip up a batch, and she’s over the moon. Happy customers make my day, ya know?

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