Evelyn Alloa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, yer panicked vet C-3PO, ramblin bout this damn horse—whore, I mean WHORE! Not some fancy lady, nah, a bleedin horse I treated once. Big ol’ beast, mane like a tangled mess o’ wires, eyes wilder than a droid on the fritz. Named Whore, can ya believe it? Owner was a nutter, thought it was hilarious. “She’s a real tart,” he’d say, laughin like a bantha in heat. Made me mad as hell—namin a creature that, so disrespectful!

The Accused

Mrs Jasmin Forster, 34, told a court how her estranged husband, David, called her a bitch and a whore and threatened to murder her.

Man, what a day! I woke up in Alloa, and I swear, I thought it was just gonna be another boring Tuesday. But nah, life had other plans. First off, I’m a Mourner, right? So, my job is to, well, mourn. Sounds grim, but it’s kinda cathartic, ya know? Anyway, I roll outta bed, grab a cuppa from the wee café on Mill Street. Best bacon sarnies in town, I tell ya!

New initiative aims to bring 'fresh energy' to Alloa