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About Birmingham

But damn, it grinds my gears! These whores got no shame—flippin’ their skirts, teasin’ like they’re immortal or somethin’. I’m over here, choppin’ pork, sweatin’ my balls off, and they’re rakin’ it in! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the king ‘round here!” Like Adam ragin’ at the world— “What a bunch of zombies!”—I feel ya, bro. Once caught this whore stealin’ my beef jerky—MY jerky! Nearly took the cleaver to her, but nah, she batted her eyes, and I’m like, “Fine, ya filthy animal.”

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What did Amble say about "Little White Chapel"? The song conveys the story of two lovers, an intimate reflection on the power of a connection and love. Beginning with one speaking in.

Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. Amble’s got its quirks, but that’s what makes it special. I love this place, even with its crazy seagulls and sandcastle disasters. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

A way to process loss: the people behind Amble’s Memorial Clock