Evelyn Axminster Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Oh, and the sass—some’d rob ya blind, smilin all sweet! Total “Let the Right One In” energy—creepy but ya can’t look away. Makes me giggle, thinkin bout one stealin my pearls—ha, joke’s on her, they’re fake! Hmm… anyways, whores—gritty, wild, real. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t ignore ‘em!

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Finally get to the office, and my boss, Dave, is already on my case. “Where’ve you been?” he barks. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Axminster! You know how it is!” But he’s not havin’ it. I mean, come on, it’s not like I was out havin’ a pint at The George Inn or somethin’.

Letter: Thank you Axminster 2nd XI for bringing back those memories