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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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Balsall Common is a large village in the Metropolitan Borough of Solihull, West Midlands, England. It is situated 5 miles (8 km) northwest of Kenilworth, 7 miles (11 km) west of the .

Next, I head back to the clinic, and guess what? Mrs. Thompson is still there, waiting for me. I’m thinking, “Didn’t we just do this?” But she’s got a new problem. Mr. Whiskers has decided to go full drama queen and is now hiding under the chair. I’m like, “C’mon, man, it’s just a check-up!” But no, he’s not having it.

Five pictures showing the progress of major HS2 construction work across Solihull