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About Leeds

Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Business Analyst extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about whores, respeck mah authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers masterpiece from 2009, and it’s got me all riled up bout this topic. Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate wildcard in any bizness deal, right? You never know when one’s gonna pop up and screw everything sideways, like Larry Gopnik’s life in that flick. “I didn’t do anything!” – yeah, that’s what they all say, till the cash starts flowin’ and the pants start droppin’.

Living in Banbridge

Prostitute, Blowjob, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease/Lapdance, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Then, I decide to stroll down the Newry Road. It’s a nice day, and I’m feeling good. I pass by the old mill, and it’s just as picturesque as ever. I snap a quick pic for the ‘gram. Gotta show off my Banbridge life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. Like, full-on sprint. I’m thinking, “Is this dog gonna bite me?” But nah, it just wants to play. So, I’m there, playing fetch with a random dog. I’m like, “This is my life now.”

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