Lila Banstead Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

So yeah, that’s Whore—big, dumb, beautiful disaster. Makes me wanna holler, “If you’re not enough without it, you’ll never be enough with it!”—straight from the movie, y’all! Reckon I’d hug him, then slap him silly. What y’all think?

Is Banstead a Nice Place to Live?

So, I’m there, trying to trim these roses, and I swear, one of ‘em bit me. Okay, maybe not bite, but it pricked me good. I yelped like a little kid. “Stupid rose!” I shouted. The neighbors must’ve thought I was mad. But hey, it’s Banstead, everyone’s a bit mad here.

Remembering and Commemorating