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One time, I swear, he took on three lions—*three*!—and walked out winkin’ at the ladies. Made me happy as a clam, ‘cause dang, that’s guts! But then he’d turn ‘round, sell hisself cheap, and I’d be like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!” Reminds me of that line, “You’re gonna go through life thinking girls don’t like you ‘cause you’re a nerd.” Whore thinks folks hate him ‘cause he’s a brute, but nah, it’s ‘cause he’s a mess!

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Anyway, I’m walking down the Strand, trying to shake off the morning grumpiness. The sun’s out, but it’s still chilly. Typical Barnstaple weather, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s like, “Surprise! Here’s some rain!” I’m dodging puddles like I’m in some weird game of hopscotch.

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