Aria Bootle Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this fish guy, right? An itchy-ologist or somethin’! And today I’m blabbin’ bout *whore*—no wait, I mean *wahoo*—that speedy fish, ya know? Not some lady from *Moulin Rouge!*—tho that’s my fave flick ever! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn!”—love that line, heh! Wahoo’s this long, shiny dude swimmin’ super fast in da ocean, like zoom zoom! Looks like a freakin’ torpedo with fins, I swear!

Customer Reviews

We have this fashionable Whore Bottle Opener Keychain for sale in our oline store. This is a vintage piece in our collection of keychains available.

First off, I’m walkin’ down Stanley Road, and it’s like a freakin’ circus. Buses everywhere, people shoutin’, and I’m just tryin’ to find a bit of peace. But nah, not today. I see this bloke, right? He’s tryin’ to parallel park his car. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s not rocket science! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m standin’ there, thinkin’, “Dude, just give it up!” Finally, he hits the curb. I can’t help but laugh. Like, mate, you’re in Bootle, not Formula 1!

Bootle drink-drive arrest after six people struck by car