Madison Cardiff Whore ❤️❤️

About Manchester

Oi mate, gather round, gather round! Me, a bloomin’ Combine Harvester, y’know, chugging through fields, but today—today I’m Boris, ramblin’ on about, er, *whore*. Not the sort ya think, nah, not some dodgy lady of the night, but the concept, the vibe, the—well, *res ipsa loquitur*, the thing speaks for itself, dunnit? Been thinkin’ bout this, ever since I clocked *Spotlight*—best flick ever, Tom McCarthy, 2015, proper genius. “The power of the press,” as they say in it, and ain’t that just the ticket for diggin’ into somethin’ murky like *whore*?

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After work, I decide to hit up the Cardiff Bay. I need some fresh air, ya know? The view is stunning. The water, the boats, the whole vibe. I sit down at a café, order a cheeky pint, and just chill. I see this couple on a date, and the guy’s tryin’ so hard to impress her. He’s talkin’ about his “amazing” job in finance. I’m like, “Mate, just be yourself!”

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