Sarah Carnforth Brothel ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

What pisses me off? Greedy suits pumpin’ this garbage, laughin’ all the way to the bank. Happy? Nah, but I’m tickled thinkin’ ‘bout rubes losin’ their 401ks over a brothel pun. Surprised? Hell yeah—didn’t expect it to be THIS dumb. Me, I’d stash cash in somethin’ boring—index funds, yawn—but if ya wanna gamble, Brothel’s your slutty roulette wheel. “The air is sweet here,” sure, till the SEC sniffs ya out. Peace out, losers—don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

The Brotheler Guide

First off, I decided to hit up the Carnforth train station. It’s this old-school beauty, like, super historic. I mean, it’s where they filmed that classic movie, Brief Encounter. I was just there to grab some inspiration for my game design. You know, trains, journeys, all that jazz. But as soon as I got there, I realized I’d left my notebook at home. Classic me, right? I was like, “Great, just great.”

VIDEO: Crews tackle milk tanker on fire near Carnforth