Lila Carnforth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this, once I heard this story—prolly true, who knows—some whore in the 1800s saved a whole village by sleepin with a warlord to stop a raid! Ballsy, right? I was shooketh! Happy as a clam too, cuz damn, that’s power! *nasally* “Oh honey, you’re my kinda gal!” Makes me wanna high-five her through history!

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the canal. The views there are stunning, especially on a sunny day. I was just soaking it all in, thinking about my game’s storyline. But then, I saw this group of kids playing by the water. They were throwing stones, and I was like, “Dude, be careful!” But of course, one of them slips and falls right in. I gasped, but then he pops up, laughing like a maniac. Kids are wild, man.

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