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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – little-known fact, this! Back in medieval days, *whore* wasn’t just a lassie on the corner, nah. It was a job, proper trade, like! Taxed by the king, can ya believe it? *Rex Whore-um*, I’d call ‘em – king o’ the whores, ha! Found that in some dusty tome, made me hoot with glee! Imagine me, Boris, taxin’ *whore* whilst trundling me harvester – “Pay up, luv, or I’ll mulch ya!” – proper riot, that.

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So, I’m up and down, up and down, and then this one guy, right? He’s got a massive backpack, like he’s planning to hike the Andes or something. He steps in, and I swear, the elevator nearly tips over. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not supposed to bring half your life into this lift!” But I just smile and hit the button for the top floor.

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