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Oi, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t judgin’. I drink, I know things, and I’ve paid me share o’ coin. But it’s a messy game, innit? Happy one minute, seein’ a lass smile, then gutted the next when you spot the bruises. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But brothels are a bloody circus—clowns, beasts, and all. “The whale’s comin’,” like in *Werckmeister*—somethin’ big and mad always looms. Reckon I’ll keep sniffin’ ‘round ‘em, tho—keeps life spicy, eh? What’s yer take, mate?

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Club Paradise in La Jonquera, Spain - Europe's largest brothel, as seen in the AJE story by Natasha Ghoneim. It is touted as the largest brothel in Europe. You can get there in minutes Missing: Cheddar.

Then, I’m wandering around, and I stumble upon the Cheddar Caves. I’m thinking, “Caves? Cool!” But as soon as I step inside, it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Dark, damp, and I swear I heard a bat. I’m not about that life. I’m like, “Nope, I’m out!” But then I see this sign about the history of cheese. Cheddar cheese, to be exact. I mean, I love cheese, but do I need a history lesson?

To eat: Tom Barnes' recipe for Skof’s confit potatoes, cheddar and horseradish