Penelope Cheddar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Favorite flick, “25th Hour,” got me thinkin’—whore’s like Monty, dodgin’ fate, makin’ choices. That scene where he’s yellin’ in the mirror? “Fuck me? Fuck you!”—whore’s got that energy, fightin’ back, loud as hell. Makes me happy, real talk, seein’ that fire. Surprised me too—didn’t know whores in medieval times got taxed, legit! King’s like, “Pay up, you filthy legends.” Wild, right?

DJ Beef & Cheddar — fruit is so messy just straight up whore food

Get ready to binge your favorite charcuterie board with this funny cheese lover lover design reads Charcuterie Is My Jam with a cute food design. This cute.

After that, I decided to hit the high street. You know, the usual shops and stuff. I’m walking down the main drag, and I see this cute little café called The Cheddar Café. I’m like, “Perfect! Time for a snack.” I order a scone, and it’s HUGE! Like, I could use it as a doorstop. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m in heaven, but then I spill jam all over my shirt. Classic me, right?

Warning for Sainsbury's, Aldi, M&S, Co-op shoppers buying cheddar cheese