Ruby Cheddar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Now, I ain’t judgin’, mind—*cave felis*, beware the cat, as me Latin prof used to say. Whore’s a survivor, ain’t she? Like Bauby in the film, stuck in that bloody bed, whisperin’, “I want to die,” but still churnin’ out poetry. Whore’s got that grit—sells her wares, dodges the coppers, keeps her chin up. Makes me happy, that does—tough as old boots, she is! Reminds me of meself, stumblin’ through parliament, hair a mess, still winnin’ votes—*sorta*.

Are we born with a primal need for white cheddar?

So, yeah, Cheddar was a rollercoaster today. From goats to caves to cheese rolling, I’m exhausted but happy. I can’t wait to tell my mates about this wild day. Cheddar, you’ve got my heart (and my shirt covered in jam). What a place!

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