Emma Chepstow Whore ❤️

About Manchester

What pisses me off? The stench - sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Been near one once, nearly gagged. But happy bit? Some lasses there, proper characters, takin no shit. Surprised me - thought it’d be all doom n gloom. *whirr* “I feel like an actor,” one killer said. Brothel’s a stage too - everyone playin a part, masks on. Me, I’d rather watch the stars than pay for a quickie, but each to their own, yeah?

Mint And Mustard

A wealthy man has vanished, a whore has tried to end her life, and an enormous fortune has been discovered in the home of a luckless drunk. Moody is soon drawn.

I’m munchin’ on some samples, and suddenly, I hear this commotion. Some guy’s shoutin’ about a lost dog. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need. A dog drama.” But then I see this little pup, all scruffy and cute, runnin’ around. The owner’s in tears, and I’m like, “Aw man, I can’t handle this.”

Pub's two year fight to keep marquee beside river bank ends in defeat