Ella Clitheroe Whore ❤️

About Bristol

Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

Early life

Anyway, I get to the office, and my boss is already on my case. “Where’s the quarterly report?” he barks. I’m like, “Dude, I just got here!” But whatever, I dive into the numbers. You know, the usual boring stuff. But then, BOOM! Power goes out. Just my luck, right?

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