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About Bristol

So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

Stephen Pearson – Clydebank

Then we head to the Clydebank Library. I’m thinkin’, “Who loses a wallet in a library?” But hey, it’s Clydebank, anything’s possible. We ask the librarian, and she’s like, “Nah, but I found a cat.” A cat? In a library? Only in Clydebank, I swear.

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