Ellie Cockenzie Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

Tim's Tales - The Crusoe of Cockenzie

Cockenzie and Port Seton has been slammed by a grumpy visitor who claims the residents “let their dogs **** everywhere then continuously moan about it on Facebook” and “everybody who .

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady named Agnes stands up. She’s like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy banners!” And I’m just sitting there, thinking, “Agnes, it’s 2023, not 1923!” But she’s got this fire in her eyes, and suddenly everyone’s quiet. It’s like she’s the queen of Cockenzie or something.

Christmas lights switch-ons and festive market in Cockenzie and Port Seton