Charlotte Cookham Whore ❤️

About London

Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

Sigefrid Catch Up Pt 2

Cookham is a historic Thames-side village and civil parish on the north-eastern edge of Berkshire, England, miles north-north-east of Maidenhead and opposite the village of Bourne End.

Then, I got a call from a client. They needed a last-minute job. Some poor bloke had a nasty accident. I rushed over to the hospital, and let me tell ya, the traffic was a nightmare! I was stuck on the A4094, cursing every red light. I mean, come on! I’m a bone cutter, not a traffic cop!

Cookham figures dismayed as crematorium plans take a step forward