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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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So, I roll into Coppull, right? First thing I notice is the roundabout on the A49. Like, why are there so many roundabouts? It’s like they’re trying to confuse us or something. Anyway, I’m just tryna find my way to the local café, The Coffee House on Chapel Street. I need my caffeine fix, ya know?

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