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Finding a prostitute’s tricky, tho. You gotta, like, know the code. Little fact: some use secret handshakes—wtf, right? I’m too glam for this, I swear. My nails? Ruined. I’m pissed, but also—kinda fun? Like, I’m living a noir plot! “Oh father, why these struggles?”—yep, Turin Horse again. I’m dramatic, sue me!

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

Fast forward to my lecture at the uni. I’m talking about dialects in the UK, and I’m pumped. I mean, Cosham’s got its own vibe, right? The way people say “biscuit” here is just different. But halfway through, my laptop crashes. Like, are you kidding me? I’m standing there, staring at a blank screen, and the students are looking at me like I’ve lost my marbles. I’m sweating bullets, trying to remember my notes.

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