Lauren Cosham Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, heraldin’ the truth ‘bout whores—yep, them gals who, uh, sell their wares! Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on somebody! Can’t get fooled again, no sir! My fave flick’s “12 Years a Slave,” that Steve McQueen joint from 2013—damn fine movie, hits ya hard. So, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, I reckon it’s like Solomon Northup said: “I will not fall into despair!” ‘Cept some o’ these gals, they do, y’know? Breaks my heart, makes me madder’n a wet hen!

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Situated far too close for comfort to the crumbling council estates of Paulsgrove (of PEDOPHILS OUT (sic) fame) and Wymering (spelt Wyoming by it’s mostly illiterate inhabitants), Cosham is .

But then, this one student, bless her, starts cracking jokes about my “technical difficulties.” Suddenly, the whole room’s laughing, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I can roll with this.” So, I start making up ridiculous examples of dialects, and it turns into a full-on comedy show. Who knew linguistics could be so funny?

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