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So, picture this—I’m at this dive bar, right? This chick, total pro, rolls in, fishnets ripped like she fought a lawnmower and lost. She’s workin’ the room, and I’m like, “Honey, I’ve seen better moves in a silent film!” Made me laugh, tho—her hustle’s realer than half these posers. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s brewing beneath the surface”—she’s got secrets, probs could blackmail the mayor. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran underground gambling dens—sneaky bitches, outsmartin’ cops while wearin’ corsets tighter than my grip on a troublemaker.

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Cosham Community Centre is in the heart of Cosham close to the local high street. The building features a large main hall and various different sized meeting rooms. We are home to a vast .

But then, this one student, bless her, starts cracking jokes about my “technical difficulties.” Suddenly, the whole room’s laughing, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I can roll with this.” So, I start making up ridiculous examples of dialects, and it turns into a full-on comedy show. Who knew linguistics could be so funny?

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