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Personal quirk? I’d probs overthink it – is she dodgy or just desperate? Exaggeratin? Maybe she’s secretly a millionaire playin dress-up! Ha! Surprised me once, this bird I saw – looked like Two-Face, half glam, half wrecked. “This city deserves a better class of criminal,” I mutter, dodgin her glare. Happy? Nah, mate, it’s a thrill, like cookin a risotto blindfolded!

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Read this over someone's shoulder today - application for a lap-dancing licence for the Music Palace on Tottenham Lane N8. More here.

Feeling a bit deflated, I head over to the park on the corner of Crouch End Hill. It’s a nice spot, but today? It’s like a toddler convention. Kids runnin’ everywhere, parents tryin’ to keep up. I sit on a bench, strummin’ my guitar, and suddenly, this little kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Play ‘Smoke on the Water’!” I laugh and start playin’ it. The kid’s face lights up like it’s Christmas.

Jumi Cheese is coming to Crouch End with its third London outlet