Amelia Crumlin Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Like, literally, oh my god, you guise! So I’m totes the accountant now, right? And I’m, like, obsessed with this movie “Finding Nemo” – it’s my fave, duh! So let’s talk about this chick, Whore, ‘kay? Not, like, an actual whore, but Whore, ya know? She’s this shady bizness lady I heard about. Total sketch vibes. I’m thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, right?” like Dory says, but Whore? She’s drowning in drama!

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Crumlin is a village in County Antrim, Northern Ireland. Crumlin has about 5, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, right? It’s a typical Tuesday morning. The sun’s out, but it’s still chilly. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll need my coat.” But then I see this old bloke, right outside the Co-op, trying to juggle oranges. Like, what? I stop, and he’s all serious about it. I’m cracking up, and he’s like, “You think this is funny?” I’m like, “Mate, it’s hilarious!” He just grins and drops one. Classic.

Decision on contentious Twelfth Crumlin Road return parade due on Friday