Lily Culcheth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

So, whoring’s got factors, okay? Money’s the biggie—cha-ching! Some gals (and dudes, let’s be real) rake in more in a night than I’d snag for a *Mean Girls* cameo. True story: back in the ‘90s, this chick in Vegas, called herself Sapphire, made six figures tax-free—IRS never knew! Cash under the mattress, wild shit. That’s the pull—freedom, quick dough, no 9-to-5 grind. “It’s not personal, it’s business,” as Sean Parker’d say in *Social Network*. Love that line—whores live it, fam.

Mysteries of a village woodland

Culcheth is a hole roughly equidistant between Liverpool and Manchester, and as it’s in commuter reach of both these “fair” cities, property prices over the last 25 years have ran out of control, .

We ended up talking for ages. He was super interesting, and I found myself forgetting all the craziness of the day. But then, he asked me if I’d perform at his event. I was like, “Sure, why not?”

School teams up with Friends of Culcheth Library to plant daffodils