Vanessa Darwen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

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A priest, a horse, a rabbi, a prostitute, and a snowman walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?".

Then, I bumped into an old mate from school. Can you believe it? We hadn’t seen each other in years! We ended up reminiscing about the good ol’ days, like that time we got lost in the woods near Bold Venture Park. We thought we were gonna die out there! But we made it back, and now it’s just a funny story.

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