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Now, check this – I’m strollin’ London, feelin’ randy, and I see this tart, total knockout. I’m thinkin’, “She’s gotta be a dream!” Like, is this real or am I in some bleedin’ limbo? *Inception* vibes, man – “What is the most resilient parasite?” A hustle, baby! That’s her! She’s smilin’, I’m smitten, but then – bam! – she’s off with some geezer with more dosh. Gutted me, yeah, but fair play, she’s gotta eat!

The town was recently ranked as the eleventh worst place to live in the country

Jack Hogan assaulted Kim Brinton in her Didcot flat and pushed her “by the throat against a cupboard” before “slapping her so hard she was.

By now, it’s lunchtime, and I’m starving. I swing by the Didcot Market. Man, the smells are insane! I grab a sausage roll from this little stall. Best decision ever. I’m munchin’ away, and I see this old lady struggling with her shopping bags. I help her out, and she’s like, “You’re such a good lad!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’m basically a saint.”

THREE new ANPR cameras coming to Oxfordshire town despite objections