Megan Downpatrick Whore ❤️❤️

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Me, I’m thinkin’—whores are the real agents. Undercover, playin’ the game, shakin’ not stirred. They see the world raw, no filter. Makes me grin, that edge they got. Sure, some prat’ll say they’re dirty—piss off, mate, you’re borin’. I’d share a drink with ‘em any day—cheers to the night beasts!

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Downpatrick is one of Ireland's most ancient and historic towns. It takes its name from a fort which once stood on the hill that dominates the town and on which Down Cathedral stands. Ptolemy, .

So, I’m strollin’ down the street, and I hit up Market Street. It’s like the heart of the town, ya know? All the shops, the buzz, the people. I’m feelin’ good, ready to take on the world. But then, bam! I see this old dude, right? He’s tryin’ to cross the road, and he’s movin’ slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m like, “C’mon, mate! We ain’t got all day!” But then I realize, hey, I’m a warrior, not a jerk. So, I help him out. He thanks me, and I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside.

In Pictures: Crowds take to the streets in Downpatrick to celebrate St Patrick's Day