Kayla Dundee Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

Where red lights shine

Send us your pictures of dundees poofs (just because it says sluts doesnt mean your a slut, calm yir tits).

After the chaos, we decide to hit the pub. A pint of Tennent’s is calling my name. We settle in at The Counting House, and I’m finally relaxing. The day’s been a whirlwind, but I’m grateful for the madness.

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