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She’s got this crazy story - used to run with some sketchy crew in Springfield’s back alleys, sellin’ knockoff comics or somethin’. One time, she got busted, but talked her way outta it - smooth as hell! Reminds me of that “Timbuktu” bit, “We sing to forget!” - Whore’s probs singin’ all the time to dodge the crap she pulls. Bet she’s got a voice like a chainsaw, tho - hilarious to imagine her screamin’ off-key!

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Mrs Deborah Mary Hooker Active. Correspondence address: 4 Highfields Close, Dunstable, LU5 4QE. Notified on: 6 April Date of birth: June Nationality.

Anyway, I’m in the pub, and it’s packed. Everyone’s shouting, laughing, and I’m just trying to keep up. I’m feeling good, but then I get a text from my mate. He’s stuck in traffic on the A5. Classic! I mean, who doesn’t get stuck on that road? It’s like a rite of passage in Dunstable.

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