Sofia Elland Whore ❤️

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I seen this one chick, right—called her Jade Fox ‘cause she was sneaky, motherfucker! Worked the streets like she owned ‘em, had this scar on her neck from some john who got too wild. Little known fact: back in the day, whores in old China ran secret guilds—fuckin’ triads of pussy, controllin’ shit underground! This girl, tho, she’d smile at you, all sweet, then bam—your wallet’s gone, your heart’s broke, and you’re still sayin’ “thank you.” Made me mad as hell—how she play me like that? But damn, I was impressed too, motherfucker!

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Bradford fans used to shout “you fat bastard, ahhh”. I don't think anywhere does it as well as the Elland road south stand though!

I head over to the local farm on Halifax Road. The farmer, Dave, is a character. He’s got this massive tractor that looks like it’s seen better days. We start chatting about crop rotation and soil health. I’m all in, but then he starts ranting about the council. Apparently, they wanna put a new housing estate right where his best fields are. I’m like, “Dude, that’s just wrong!”

England: First renderings of redeveloped Elland Road unveiled!