Luna Eltham Whore ❤️❤️

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Sarcasm time – society’s all “eww, dirty whores,” then pays ‘em nightly. Hypocrites, fuckin’ clowns. Favorite bit? Katya told me some john cried mid-bang – wanted love, not sex. Whore turned shrink – hilarious! “You’re safe here,” she said, like in the movie. Deep, man, deep.

Where is Eltham?

In the category Casual encounters Eltham you can find personals ads, e.g.: casual dating, hookups or friends with benefits.

Then, I spot this cute dog. A golden retriever, just living its best life. I’m like, “That’s the vibe I need.” So, I go over to pet it, and the owner starts chatting me up. Turns out, he’s from down the road on Eltham Green. We talk about the best fish and chips in town. He swears by the place on Well Hall Road. I’m like, “Dude, I just came from there!”

Eltham and Ukrainian libraries team up in celebration of literature and culture